what kind of toes do YOU have?

i don't have a clue how i wind up at pages like this toe-ring one. hey, i'm an old lady. i don't wear toe rings - though i do sometimes paint my toenails blue.

toe typing:

easy to fit toes: "defined/pronounced toe pad, with a slightly thinner toe."
hard to fit toes: "dramatic/chubby round toe pad with a much thinner toe." [this is the toe i would have guessed i have, but nooo. mine are evidently just those shapeless
straight fit toes: "no real defined toe pad. the toe is the same size and shape from toe tip to 2nd knuckle." for these toes," the toe-ring lady writes, "it's better to get a tighter ring and remove it before swimming."

to her i reply that my body is shaped like my toes, so who goes swimming?